Your Grass is Greener

How is it possible that I could be so miserable when I'm so happy, merely because the thought of being even happier is so close?

You know what? That sucks. Why is there even grass on the other side? This is perfectly good grass.

Love of Animals

After an evening in the company of a vegan I had an incredibly graphic nightmare about killing almost every small animal I love in order to survive. A small monkey first, two guinea pigs, a platypus, strange, cute hybrid versions of small animals that I had never seen before, and others that I am too sad to mention. I woke up feeling so much more sad than in dreams in which I die.